cockeyed
adj.
turned or twisted toward one side
a...youth with a gorgeous red necktie all awry|his wig was, as the British say, skew-whiff
adj.
so unreasonable as to invite derision
the absurd excuse that the dog ate his homework|that's a cockeyed idea|ask a nonsensical question and get a nonsensical answer|a contribution so small as to be laughable|it is ludicrous to call a cottage a mansion|a preposterous attempt to turn back the pages of history|her conceited assumption of universal interest in her rather dull children was ridiculous
adj.
very drunk